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Updated 0s ago30-day uptime

GitHub99.98%

Cloudflare99.99%

AWS99.99%

Google Cloud99.97%

Azure99.98%

OpenAI99.95%

Anthropic99.99%

Apple100.0%

🔻 The Cone of Shame — October's biggest outages

#1 CONTENDER

GitHub

BROKEN API

Downtime: 3h 12m · Blast radius: git ops, issues, actions, PRs
Video: 34s · 212k views

#2 CONTENDER

Cloudflare

NOTHING WORKS

Downtime: 1h 47m · Blast radius: edge PoPs, 14 regions
Video: 41s · 98k views

#3 CONTENDER

OpenAI

BROKEN LOGIN

Downtime: 52m · Blast radius: ChatGPT OAuth, all regions
Video: 29s · 64k views

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The rage arcade

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Punching bag

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